Sunday, March 04, 2007

chinese in 5 min* fa kin su pa

I got this in an email and it cracked me up. Although I am 1/2 asian , this sort of stuff doesn't offend me at all. I'll be the first to tell you I always carry a camera & i'm not the best driver.

That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Fuk

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Fa Kin Su Pa!!!!


Cute Jewess said...

Ha. That was pretty funny. One of my dearest friends is Chinese (actually born in China, from an old noble family) and she had to plan her wedding in only a couple months because when she got engaged a Chinese astrologer told her she and her now hubby shouldn't get married in the year of the Pig. Let's hope it brings her good luck!

londongirl said...

Marvellously politically incorrect.

Thinking Fool said...

Very funny. :)

wheresmymind said...

You ok with the news on Becks?

~Moi~ said...

funny! though yes maybe politically incorrect... I'm not chinese so I dont know if I would be offended....

Oh and yes, becks is just Yummy!

The Dummy said...

LOL! Too funny. Prepare to be bombarded with traffic on this one.

alec said...

What's Chinese for 'Dey took der jobs'?

acaligurl said...

alec, i think you said the chinese, whats the english?