Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The F word~ as I approach 45


When I was in my 20's the F word was $#@%. "What the f?" "f*you" "f*off" I don't give a "f" By the time I was in my 30's, married with 2 babies the "F" word became fat.
And I don't mean phat cool bitchin'I mean what happened to the skinny me? As the late 30's were closing in, the "F" word became FORTY! YIKES! When did 40 get here? And how? Anway.........I celebrated 40 just fine! (really its not bad :)Look at Teri Hatcher, Heather Lockelear, Sandra Bullock, Demi & SJP . Now happily the "F" words are all behind me. Hooray....yippeee....WAIT! HOLD UP!! GEEZ 50 is an "F" word. What the "F*"????

11 comments:

lena said...

haha! this is a GREAT post! I'm ahead of schedule in your timeline here, I'm in the "F is for FAT" phase. UGH! But, I do quite enjoy the F is for $&*#% - it seems more predominant the more I drink. hmmm...

acaligurl said...
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acaligurl said...

hey lena lol! cheers 2 u! that was f*in hilarious :)

Heather said...

This was a very hilarious thought! Had me crackin' up! Not really sure which phase I'm in yet...kind of in between at the moment! LOL ;)

acaligurl said...

heather~ enjoy EVERY phase!! its all good (ok i'm lying the "F" for fat isn't good, but everything else!) cheers 2 u!

Whozfan said...

Hum Huh, we're waiting. I went three weeks and finally posted today. It's been three weeks, talk to us.

Whozfan said...

Okay, its been three weeks. I went three weeks and finally posted today. Talk to us.

Heather said...

LMAO!!! This is hilarious!!!

Anny said...

wow ur blog is becoming very eclectic, from celebs, to earrings, to the F word. happy belated!

Robin said...

Dear one, that is TOTALLY quotable, lol. Funny, you are (which to me, is the BEST "f" word)!

(p.s. I'm not sure which link you clicked on my post today, but I'm in LAST place, not first!) (just an FYI and you had me totally confused, lol)

lisa's chaos said...

I turned 40 last year and it really didn't feel as bad as I feared. :) I think I will simply rejoice at 50, glad I'm still here. :)

Loved your post though, the humor wasn't lost on me. You just made me think. :)